literally every time merlin makes a sassy comment to arthur it’s like
why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
“He’s dead. He shot himself in the brain stem. Nothing can survive that. The human body can survive the loss of anything else but the brain stem. He’s dead. We brought him back in to be a dead body. And, in fact, it was cheaper to get Andrew Scott than a mannequin. But he’s dead.” - Steven Moffat
like what the fuck Magnussen licking people and flicking them and peeing in their fireplaces i’m glad we have Moriarty back
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of him rude ass bitch
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.
if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.
If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life.
You raped someone.
You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.